Mother made a funny! Mom and I had been trying the South Beach Diet. It’s successful, but it’s rough sometimes. It’s basically a low carb diet focusing on the good carbs. She keeps itching for chocoloate, which is obviously not on the South Beach diet. Tonight, I tell her while shes begging for some chocolate, “Mrs Zabel says you should eat your chocolate. It’s a comfort food for you.” She replies “Yeah, it goes straight to my thighs and makes sitting very comfortable.” Oh mooootherrr.