Wanna know what I hate more than anything? Asshole boyfriends. Asshole boyfriends and girls that don’t get it. So Josh and I meet up with Sarah and her friend in Bellmawr, NJ to watch a cover band -LoudMouth – that was supposed to be pretty good.

And they are, seriously. The front 3 guys are damn good, and the one guy (the one that I think looks like Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20) does a damn good Robert Plant. They shouldn’t be doing covers; they have amazing voices and are so talented with the gee-tars.

Anyway, I was watching this one couple. The girl was dancing on the dance floor, mainly with her girlfriends, but with some of her guy friends. Perfectly harmless, and having an awesome time. Her boyfriend came over, yelling. He yanked her away from her friends, not allowing them to have a good time. Her friends gave her multiple glares. She obliged and followed him 10 feet away, to the bar, obviously disappointed. But she wouldn’t say anything. She put up with it. He would then proceed to turn to his buddy and ignore the girl. She tried to go back to hang out with other people, and he got mad and pulled her back to him. GIVE HER SOME FUCKING BREATHING ROOM. MY GOD!

It was fucking insane. I wanted to go right up to him and punch him in the nuts. I can’t stand that kind of crap. She tried to go after another 15 minutes of being ignored or talked down to. She managed to sneak away, but he followed her and yelled at her on the dance floor. “Would you quit it!!” No trust. No fun. He wouldn’t let her have any fun, and he wasn’t even attempting to provide any entertainment. He wouldn’t let her leave his side, and he wasn’t even paying attention to her when she was there.

Asshole boyfriends, I tell ya, the nicest girls are with them. And they don’t realize it. “Yeah, you’re a great guy… for me to poop on!” I swear, one of these days, these girls are gonna wake up and regret it. Oh well, it’s not like I’ll see this girl ever again, but I wish her well. The guy wasn’t even a good looking guy. She needs to reevaluate.